Monthly Archives: May 2004

1915

Rules for Teachers in 1915 in the US 1. You will not marry during the term of your contract. 2. You are not to keep company with men. 3. You must be home between the hours of 8 p.m. and … Continue reading

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Affection

Professors of different subjects defining the word “kiss” : Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry: A kiss … Continue reading

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Observation

Learn and Earn Chuan and Jing joined a wholesale company together just after graduation. Both worked very hard. After several years, the boss promoted Jing to sales executive but Chuan remained a sales rep. One day, Chuan could not take … Continue reading

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Metric System

Now that the metric system is in wide use world wide (except here in the US), it is time to change a few common phrases. A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers Put your best .3 of a meter … Continue reading

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Flowers

Remember, We’re Raising Children, Not Flowers! Stephen Glenn. a famous research scientist who had made several very important medical breakthroughs, was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter. The reporter asked him why he thought he was able to be so … Continue reading

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Tests

Test Answers 1. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. 2. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes … Continue reading

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Thoughts

Are ya havin’ a Bad Day???? Well, then, consider this… In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and … Continue reading

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