Monthly Archives: June 2004

Carpentry

A Carpenter’s Gift Once upon a time two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict. It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goods as needed … Continue reading

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Talking Pig

A first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, “…And … Continue reading

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Virus

Virus warning There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your … Continue reading

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Terminology

Politically Correct Terms Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual. Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding. Lazy: Motivationally deficient. Fat: Horizontally challenged. Fail: Acheive a deficiency. Dishonest: Ethically disoriented. Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated. Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance. Worst: Least best. … Continue reading

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Decisions

Once upon a time, there lived in a magical land a snake, named Nate. In this land, actually rather close to Nate’s house there was a great road, and next to this road was a lever. The lever was ancient … Continue reading

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Attire

Teacher and Boots Did you hear about the Calgary teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the … Continue reading

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Children

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to God’s kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing said to … Continue reading

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