New Classes For Men
Classes at our local adult learning centre – Sign-up!
Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.
-Step by step, with slide presentation.
Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
-Round table discussion.
Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor.
-Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink?
-Examples on video.
Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
-Helpline support and support groups.
Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down
-Diagrams and floor plans available
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
-Graphics and audio tapes
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
-Live testimonials. (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials)
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
-Online class and role playing.
How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. –
-Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
-Cerebral shock therapy sessions (Full lobotomies offered)
Sent by Gary S.