Adult Education

New Classes For Men

Classes at our local adult learning centre – Sign-up!

Note:

Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.

-Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2

Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?

-Round table discussion.

Topic 3

Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?

-Group practice.

Topic 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor.

-Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5

Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink?

-Examples on video.

Topic 6

Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

-Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7

Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down

-Diagrams and floor plans available

Topic 8

Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

-Graphics and audio tapes

Topic 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.

-Live testimonials. (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials)

Topic 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?

-Driving simulation.

Topic 11

Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

-Online class and role playing.

Topic 12

How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. –

-Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13

How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.

-Cerebral shock therapy sessions (Full lobotomies offered)

Sent by Gary S.

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