Monthly Archives: July 2004

Linguistics

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes… 1) That’s not right …………………….Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ………. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP………………………….Kum Hia Nao 4) Small Horse…………………………… Tai Ni Po Ni 5) Did you go … Continue reading

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Truckers

When God Made Truck Drivers When the Lord was creating Truck Drivers, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, “You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one.” And the Lord said, … Continue reading

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Amphibians

Two Frogs Two young frogs fell into a bucket of milk. Both tried to jump to freedom, but the sides of the bucket were steep and no foundation was to be had on the surface of the liquid. Seeing little … Continue reading

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Courage

A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam. To play with their minds a little(what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam. … Continue reading

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Philosophy

Food for thought: If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Do hungry crows have … Continue reading

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Bioengineer

A professor in bioengineering had worked many years perfecting a process of reproducing human embryo from the cells of single human. Against all odds, he succeeded not only in the reproduction, but also in an accelerated growth process. He used … Continue reading

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More Horses

Common advice from knowledgeable horse trainers includes the adage, “If the horse you’re riding dies, get off.” Seems simple enough doesn’t it? Yet in education we don’t always follow that advice. Instead, we often choose from an array of other … Continue reading

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