A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse and hold their meeting elsewhere. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off.
“Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of themgoes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.”
The other goes to afamily in Spain; they name him “Juan.”
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, “Hey, they’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also drank no alcohol and ate very little, which made him rather frail.
Plus, with his odd diet,he suffered from bad breath. This made him… what?…
A sober, callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
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