Monthly Archives: September 2004

Bumper Stickers

Cover me. I’m changing lanes. I brake for no apparent reason. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Forget about World Peace…Visualize using your turn signal. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. There … Continue reading

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Back Pain

Michel, Ron and Peter were fishing in a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, Michel asked humbly: “Jesus, I’ve suffered … Continue reading

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In Love

Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they … Continue reading

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Paintings

A guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Ford Econoline ran out of gas. … Continue reading

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Impulsivity

Two young vampire bats are hanging upside down from the ceiling of a cave. One says to the other: “Hey, why wait for dusk? Let’s leave now to bite the legs of cows. We’ll beat all the others there and … Continue reading

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Traffic Ticket

A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he’s in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead … Continue reading

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Superstitious

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to … Continue reading

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