Monthly Archives: October 2004

Diary

Dear Diary, For my fiftieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 30 … Continue reading

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Thoughts on Exercising

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. The … Continue reading

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Grandfather

Grandpa And The Computer The computer swallowed Grandpa Yes honestly, its true. He pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’ And disappeared from view. It’s devoured him completely The thought just makes me squirm. Maybe he’s caught a virus Or been eaten by … Continue reading

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Feelings

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me…and as we wind down the summer we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally … Continue reading

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Recipe

Chicken rather than turkey at Thanksgiving BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing 1 cup uncooked popcorn salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. … Continue reading

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Farmer

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde . . . “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell … Continue reading

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Physical Examinations

A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, “Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find … Continue reading

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