Monthly Archives: December 2004

Resolutions

Choose your New Year’s resolution : 1. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’s a mile away and barefoot. 2. I have the power to channel my imagination … Continue reading

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Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You… Mess … Continue reading

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Jesus

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, “THAT’S IT! … Continue reading

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Reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain … Continue reading

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Xmas

Twas the week before ChristmasAnd all through my class,The students were buzzing, not a one was on task.The stockings were hung on the incentive board with care,In hopes that “smiley” stickers soon would be there. The kid’s desks were strewn … Continue reading

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Senior Golf

Rule #1: A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled in the rough with no penalty. Senior players should not be … Continue reading

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Country Bumpkin

You Might Be From a Small Town If: You can name everyone you graduated with. You get a whiff of manure and think of home. You know what 4-H is. You ever went to “headlight parties.” You used to drag … Continue reading

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