Monthly Archives: January 2005

Seminars For Men

(Prepared and presented by females) 1. How to fill an ice tray. 2. You too can do housework. 3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut 4. Parenting: It doesn’t end with conception. 5. Understanding the female response to … Continue reading

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Motherhood

“Why God made Moms”. (Answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions.) Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To … Continue reading

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Teaching Math

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math in 1960: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His … Continue reading

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Alphabet – Senior’s Version

A for arthritis, B for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight–can’t read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas … Continue reading

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Literacy

After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,” Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter … Continue reading

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