Monthly Archives: February 2005

The real golf rules

1. If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at much earlier age.2. The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.3. Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth … Continue reading

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Software

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all … Continue reading

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Age

Stay with this, the answer is at the end, it might surprise you. One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, … Continue reading

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Semantics

Hillbilly Medical Terms Benign…………What you be after you be eight.Bacteria……………Back door to cafeteria.Barium……………..What you do with dead folks.Cesarean Section…A neighborhood in Rome.Catscan…………….Searching for the cat.Cauterize…..Made eye contact with her.Colic……………A sheep dog.Coma……………A punctuation mark.D&C…………….Where Washington is.Dilate………….To live longer than your kids … Continue reading

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