Monthly Archives: May 2005

Bull fight

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it … Continue reading

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Politics

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers ( hens ), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that … Continue reading

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More Poetry

Another year has passedand we’re all a little older.Last summer felt hotterand winter seems much colder. There was a time not long agowhen life was quite a blast.Now I fully understandabout “Living in the Past” We used to go to … Continue reading

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Debate

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy.There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal.He would have a religious debate with the leader of the … Continue reading

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Canadian Baby

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar…. He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his … Continue reading

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