Monthly Archives: September 2005

Table Talk

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? “ The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds ofbreasts. In her twenties, a women’s breasts are like melons, … Continue reading

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Feline

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive. “Dead,” she was informed. “How do you know?”, she asked. “Because I pissed in his ear and it didn’t move,” said the … Continue reading

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