Monthly Archives: November 2005

Quebec

In a busy Parisian café, a tourist is sitting alone, enjoying a crème caramel.Another tourist approaches:Me sit here?No problem…Thank you, very nice… Are you on vacation?Me, I arrive yesterday…What country are you from?Norway.You?From Québec.Québec? Me not know Québec… Québec… near … Continue reading

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The Old Phone

When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little … Continue reading

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Golf and Retirement

DEALING WITH RETIREMENTIt is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeepingas when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them.Some … Continue reading

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Hair Raisng Experience

RaPUNzel Fair Ladies and Noble Gentlemen: I, RaPUNzel, have a HAIR-raising tale to SHEAR with you written by the Brothers TRIMM. When I was a young CURL, a jealous queen LOCKed me in a tower. I was STRANDed and was … Continue reading

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