Monthly Archives: January 2006

Maturity

Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent.From my purchase this chap took off ten percent.I asked for the cause of a lesser amount;And he answered, “Because of the Seniors’ Discount.” I went to McDonald’s for a burger and … Continue reading

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Elementary Teacher Quiz

1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home? 2. Do you move your dinner partner’s glass away from the edge of the table? 3. Do you ask if anyone needs … Continue reading

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Never Touchin’ the Taser Again!

My wife is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to “Well, I have out done myself once again. ” No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a Lifetime movie … Continue reading

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