Monthly Archives: June 2006

Prescriptions For Women

DAMNITOLTake 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 fullhours.ST. MOMMA’S WORTPlant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering pre-schoolersunconscious for up to two days. EMPTYNESTROGENSuppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by remindingyou … Continue reading

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English Language Instruction

We’ll begin with box, and the plural is boxes,But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese,Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone … Continue reading

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Stevie and Tiger

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner. Woods turns to Wonder and says, “How’s the singing career going?”Stevie Wonder replies, “Not too bad. How’s the golf?”Woods replies, “Not too bad. I’ve had some problems with my … Continue reading

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