Monthly Archives: March 2007

Never Question A Drunk

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, A 1 lb. package of … Continue reading

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Tech Support

Request: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 …and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other … Continue reading

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