Monthly Archives: April 2007

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D…. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my … Continue reading

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More Chinese Proverbs

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot … Continue reading

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The Potato

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam.’ Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told … Continue reading

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Water Vs. Wine

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other … Continue reading

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