Monthly Archives: August 2007

Twas The Night Before School Starts

Twas the night before school startsAnd all through the place,Not a smile was seenOn any kids face Our bags were all stuffedWith our notebooks brand newAnd rules and pencils,With erasers to chew Mournfully weAll crawled into bedKnowing too well,The “good … Continue reading

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M&M’s RX Prescription For Teachers

To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one. At first sign of “Meeting Overload” eat the RED one. The ORANGE one minimizes “Mental Block” during lesson planning. The GREEN one calms your frustrations while arranging classroom furniture. … Continue reading

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Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks … Continue reading

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