Monthly Archives: March 2012

Commencement

Upon completion of the Canine Rehabilitation courses, the student was granted a dogtorate. Get puns here:

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Who Is Norma?

A sweet grandmother telephones St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and … Continue reading

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Canadian Jokes

Canadian Joke # 1 After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ‘Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona … Continue reading

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How To Books

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE Man of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced: “From now on, you need to know that I am the man … Continue reading

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The Pasta Diet and Your Health

1.. You walka pasta da bakery. 2.. You walka pasta da candy store. 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4… You walka pasta da table and fridge. You will lose weight! And… For those of you who watch … Continue reading

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A Scotsman Moves To Canada

A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game . The first batter approaches the batters’ box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming “Run” The next batter hits a … Continue reading

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