Monthly Archives: April 2012

New Canadian Emblem

The Canadian Government announced that it is changing its emblem from a Beaver to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of … Continue reading

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E-mooning

A new phenomenon called E-MOONING We all know those cute little computer symbols called ’emoticons,’ where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’ Here goes: (_!_) … Continue reading

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The New Dictionary of Definitions

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they … Continue reading

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Master’s Golf

A man got onto bus with his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next  to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances … Continue reading

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Because I’m A Man

This is a public service message for women to Better Understand Men. Because I’m a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long  after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is … Continue reading

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Dinner

Beacuse he arrived late for dinner, the cannibal got the cold shoulder. Click here to get more Puns

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