A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.
It read: ‘If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!’
The husband, being the typical non-romantic male, texted her back: ‘I am on the toilet. Please advise.’