A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.

It read: ‘If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!’

The husband, being the typical non-romantic male, texted her back: ‘I am on the toilet. Please advise.’

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