Senior Prenuptual Agreement

An elderly couple in their 70’s were about to get remarried.*

She said: I want to keep my house.

He said: That’s fine with me.

She said: I want to keep my Cadillac.

He said: That’s fine with me.

She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.

He said: Put me down for Fridays.

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