Monthly Archives: September 2013

Eye Lids

A boy is born without eye lids. The doctor suggest circumcising him and using the foreskin to create eyelids. The mother asks: Will he be cockeyed? The doctor replies: He will have foresight.

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Power Outage

We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV, i-pad were shut down, and it was raining, so I couldn’t golf. Therefore, I talked to my wife for a few hours. She seems like a nice person.

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Senior Love

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this … Continue reading

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