Trusting Your Husband

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband.
For example…
A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband sitting quietly reading a magazine.
“Hi Darling,” he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Did you say hello?”

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