Daughter: “Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I am in Australia and he lives in the UK .
We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype
and now we’ve had two months of relationship through Viber.
Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes.”
Father: “Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal.
And if you are fed up with your husband….sell him on Ebay”.