Old

Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.

Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.

Old printers never die, they’re just not the type.

Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.

Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.

Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.

Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

Old owls never die, they just don’t give a hoot.

Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.

Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.

Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.

Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.

Old professors never die, they just lose their class.

Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.

Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.

Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.

Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.

Old investors never die, they just roll over.

Old actors never die, they just drop apart.

Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.

Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.

Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor….

Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

Old students never die, they just get degraded.

Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

Old garagemen never die, they just retire.

Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.

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