Author Archives: PedagoNet

Vital Surgery

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You’re … Continue reading

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Job Fair

I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment”. I was impressed. On further inquiring I learned that he … Continue reading

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Custody

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into … Continue reading

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Journalism

Bob, a young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to Bob and he returned to one of the most … Continue reading

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Global Recession

The recession has hit everybody really hard. My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. … Continue reading

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Summer Holidays

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please.” The … Continue reading

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Memories

I remember the corned beef of my Childhood, And the bread that we cut with a knife, When the Children helped with the housework, And the men went to work not the wife. The cheese never needed a fridge, And … Continue reading

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