Category Archives: Jokes

Hunting Accident

Lyle was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it went … Continue reading

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Old

Old cashiers never die, they just check out. Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent. Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot. Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. Old numerical analysts never die, they … Continue reading

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Wisdom Tooth

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot. “No way, no needles! I hate needles!”, the man exclaimed. So she started to hook up the … Continue reading

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Very Clever Words

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together … Continue reading

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Facebook For Seniors

For those of the older generation (like me) who do not really comprehend the need for Facebook: Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street … Continue reading

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Why Teachers Quit

The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) Q. Name the four seasons. A… Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. How is dew formed? A.. The sun shines down on … Continue reading

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Fluctuations

Today’s word is : Fluctuations I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she … Continue reading

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