Category Archives: Life Secrets

Custody

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into … Continue reading

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Memories

I remember the corned beef of my Childhood, And the bread that we cut with a knife, When the Children helped with the housework, And the men went to work not the wife. The cheese never needed a fridge, And … Continue reading

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Old

Old cashiers never die, they just check out. Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent. Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot. Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. Old numerical analysts never die, they … Continue reading

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Rabbi and Priest

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?” The rabbi … Continue reading

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Linguists

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recently held linguistic competition held in London and attended by supposedly the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the … Continue reading

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Bucket List

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. One day I had lunch with some friends. Jim, a short, balding golfer type about 80 years old, came along with them—all … Continue reading

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